No seriously. F*ck off. You’re making my hair curl and I don’t own a single pair of waterproof shoes.
But if it must rain, this umbrella will make it slightly better:
I have one mushroom umbrella already, but it’s just clear with a black rim. Bo-ring. This birdcage umbrella from Lulu Guinness is so much better than that, but can I really justify buying yet another umbrella that is ultimately destined to be left on the tube?