Do you have two hours to do your hair? That might be what it takes. Just roll the hair on top of your head on huge rollers when your hair is already dry and then heat up with your blowdryer. That gives it volume. Then wrap individual strands around a small curling iron but don’t use the clamp. Just wrap it around the outside and hold onto the ends so they stay straight. Lots and lots of hairspray after every step. Presto!