If you pop by regularly, I’m sure you’ll realise that I’m quite a tolerant sort… a few angry or greedy outbursts here and there, but generally quite mild-mannered.
Well, I’d hate to challenge that rosy view but here are a few wee things that I could live without:
* Three minute eggs (I couldn’t bring myself to write threeminuteegg as I’m trying to distance myself as far away from this as possible). Why would anyone voluntarily inflict a soft white upon themselves? A gelatinous, viscous, protein-y horror.
WRONG
* Bitten fingernails. I’m probably a bit of a nail nazi, but who isn’t repulsed by this? I once saw a man pull his nail off !(TRUE STORY! We were in a work meeting together and I almost died!). Why didn’t he just chop his hand off and save himself time in the long run? They’re only going to grow back…
WRONG
* A thick layer of fat on meat. Mrs Sprat is so so wrong. If I was Jack, I’d divorce her immediately.
WRONG
* The consumption of milk when it’s not part of a hot drink, or with cereal. There’s something about the smell of milk that creeps me out. And the fact that it can turn itself into cheese… Vom! I have to wash anything that is touched by milk immediately to avoid potential cheesiness.
WRONG (although the Olsen’s are the only people who I could look at with a milk moustache without screaming and vomiting).
* Spiders. This is definitely going to happen to me one day.
(No image because I can’t bear it) WRONG
* Noisy eaters. I’m probably going to accidently blow myself up trying to get rid of one of these at work too…
WRONG
*** NB. I am a huge fan of cheese. It’s cheesiness that I can’t bear. ***
threesmallapples 
God – I had to go and press the spider link didn’t I?! Spider related nightmares for me tonight. Good one(!) xx
I love milk. I hate spiders.
And you think that bitten nails pic is bad – my brother’s nails are so badly bitten he is now busy on the skin on the tops of his fingers. It’s just….vile.
And all this crap about how it’s an addiction is crap. A friend of mine bites his nails. I pointed out how vile it looked. He promptly stopped.
Ha – love this post. I think we’ve already lamented noisy eaters on twitter, they really get my goat! x
Eww Eww and Eww – I agree with all of these!
A spider fell out of the gap in my window when I was opening it today. I screamed a lot and had to stand on a chair til my dad dealt with it. *shudder* it was horrible.
hahaha!!! man pulling his own nail off? what was he thinking?
still laughing…
loved this post!! x
I almost threw up at the sight of those eggs. I despise runny eggs and I never tip a waittress who brings me runny eggs after I have stressed in perfect english that i dont want to see any yellow gooy stuff on my plate.
add noisy chewing gum eaters to the list. Can`t stand someone smacking flavored gum loudly next to me and the air starts to smell of whatever flavor gum they are chewing…gross!!!!
I swear I just dry boaked at a couple of them…haha!
Don’t know whether to laugh or cry, just flicking through this post and Mum walked past and said, “oh whats that, that looks nice, some sort of soup” referring to the eggs. After seeing this written down, i think i’ll do the latter.