Fact: I recently cut my finger on a thorn while gardening (and I was wearing gloves), ended up with an infection and had to take antibiotics for 3 weeks!
Fact: No sign of a fairytale prince either.
Nails = Merino Cool by Essie. Evidence of said infection can be seen on the right hand side of the nail on my ring finger (see it?)
Fact: Despite pruning the rose and bramble bushes to within an inch of their lives, both have recovered impressively (the bramble is approximately 2 ft high again!)
Fact: I am significantly weaker than a garden plant.