…which I don’t.
And neither does anyone else I know, so this is all just a bit of wishful thinking.
John Lewis £50
I’ve been looking for some little features for my totally overcrowded book shelf, and think this owl lamp could be just the ticket. Although the vacant eyes might give me the creeps at night…?
Chemists approx £8
This is seriously the best mascara that I’ve tried in YONKS. It doesn’t uncurl just-curled eyelashes, it doesn’t budge with anything other than waterproof eye makeup remover AND you can build and build and build for mega lashes. I’m all about the mega lashes. I’d like a job lot of this please.
Currently only available in America. Approx $90
And while I’m talking about eyelashes, never mind building them up, this stuff MAKES THEM GROW. Seriously. I’ve read a million reviews and this stuff apparently works! And not like the ‘put vaseline on your eyelashes’ and all those other beauty tips where you never ever see a difference (ever). It actually makes them longer and thicker. Need. It.
For the days when you want to dress like a glitter ball. Which, for me, is everyday.
Another thing that isn’t actually available to buy here (or online by the looks of it. When did this exist?!). Sob.
I so wanted to be in the Fashion Club.
Darla by Chloe. Net-A-Porter £1115
This is the most grown up bag in the world! If this doesn’t get rid of my inner Peter Pan (or Wendy perhaps? Was never able to pay attention to Hook. I hated Ruffio too much), nothing will!
Design 55 £27
Yes yes, what kind of person wants a crockery drainer for Christmas?! But this isn’t just any old crockery drainer… it’s got a rabbit on it!
Mark Parrish £225
This is my perfect ‘reading’ chair. Well, almost perfect. I’d fix/ruin it (depending on your idea of taste…) by recovering the cushions in some kind of gaudy, twee fabric obviously.
And this is how I’d like my flat to smell while I’m sitting in my chair, wearing my sparkly skirt, watching Daria, growing my eyelashes etc etc…