Buy shoes that are ever so slightly too small, in the naïve hope that they’ll stretch.
Shoes by Dune.
Buy shoes with a 3 inch heel, or higher (although obviously these are the most attractive kind).
Shoes by River Island. Dwarf Fence by Olly.
Decide to wear high heels on a long day out.
Shoes by Oasis.
Attempt to walk anywhere at all in anything other than flats.
Shoes by Office.
*PS. Yes I’m aware that the shoes-on-foot shots look a bit like they might belong to some kind of corpse. But I have puny ankles. And I couldn’t bear taking any more pictures of my own feet.*