Buy shoes that are ever so slightly too small, in the naïve hope that they’ll stretch.
Shoes by Dune.
Buy shoes with a 3 inch heel, or higher (although obviously these are the most attractive kind).
Shoes by River Island. Dwarf Fence by Olly.
Decide to wear high heels on a long day out.
Shoes by Oasis.
Attempt to walk anywhere at all in anything other than flats.
Shoes by Office.
*PS. Yes I’m aware that the shoes-on-foot shots look a bit like they might belong to some kind of corpse. But I have puny ankles. And I couldn’t bear taking any more pictures of my own feet.*
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I’d like to add “Trying to run for a bus in 4 inch wedges.” Ow.
I really love those sparkly pink shoes though, I would wear them to work.
Ha, I can barely run in flats, never mind in heels! 🙂 x
I need sparkly shoes in my life ASAP!
Red suede ftw. I wore a pair of wedge boots the other day and forgot my insoles. I now have blisters on the balls of my feet. Ouch.
Pink and sparkly – I could have picked those out for you 10 years ago! Speaking of cripples, I work in an old manor house and refuse to wear flats (a girls needs a little glamour at work). Until in my tea run the other week, I stacked it down a whole flight, pouring coffee all over myself. I still refuse to wear flats! X
I’m all about work glamour. Work is toooo dull otherwise! Watch those stairs though! xx